Barney fife quotes

“Sheriff Andy Taylor: Now, you can’t be serious about resignin’. What in the world will you do? Deputy Barney Fife: Oh, I-I don’t know. I could go up to the pickle factory. They always need a brine tester.”— Barney Fife, The Andy Griffith Show, season 1: Andy the Matchmaker “And you better gird your loins,… Continue reading Barney fife quotes

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Gotham nygma riddles

“A diamond plate, a glowing grate, a place you never leave. Where am I?”— Edward Nygma / The Riddler, Gotham, Season 2: Wrath of the Villains “What has no hands but might knock on your door, and you better open up if it does?”— Edward Nygma / The Riddler, Gotham, Season 2: Wrath of the… Continue reading Gotham nygma riddles

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Fat Bastard Quotes

“Here’s my diaper. I think I might have pinched one off too soon. [Sniffs diaper] Oh ya, I left a rosebud in there for ya.”— Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember “First things first, where’s your shitter? I’ve got a turtle head poking out. I’m not kidding I got a crap on deck that could… Continue reading Fat Bastard Quotes

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Cool running quotes

“Derice Bannock: [Derice sees Sanka’s breath in the cold Calgary air] Sanka mon, whatcha smoking? Sanka Coffie: I’m not smoking, I’m breathing!”— Derice Bannock, Cool Runnings “’Cool Runnings’ means ‘Peace Be The Journey.’”— Derice Bannock, Cool Runnings “Junior Bevill: Seeming to you nobody likes us? Yul Brenner: We’re different. People are always afraid of what’s… Continue reading Cool running quotes

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Mufasa quotes

“Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope.”— Mufasa, The Lion King “When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connected in… Continue reading Mufasa quotes

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Kylo ren quotes

“Kylo Ren: I’ll destroy her. And you. And all of it. Luke Skywalker: No. Strike me down in anger and I’ll always be with you. Just like your father.”— Kylo Ren, Star Wars: The Last Jedi “Stormtrooper: Sir, Resistance fighters. We need more troops. Kylo Ren: Pull the division out. Forget the droid. We have… Continue reading Kylo ren quotes

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Damon salvatore quotes

“I do believe in killing the messenger. You know why? Because it sends a message.”— Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: Isobel “ If I see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it.”— Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: Children of the Damned “Oh, I understand. He’s the reason… Continue reading Damon salvatore quotes

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Angelus quotes

“Passion is the source of our finest moments; the joy of love, the clarity of hatred, and the ecstasy of grief.”— Angelus, “Passion…it lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir, open its jaws, and howl. It speaks to us, guides us… passion rules us all. And we obey.… Continue reading Angelus quotes

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