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“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 5: The Duel

“Life gets messy sometimes. You gotta learn you can’t always fix it.”— Alex Vause, Orange Is the New Black: “Season 1, Episode 11” “Yeah, I get it. You’re one of the good guys. But guess what. We all think we’re good guys.”— Alex Vause, Orange Is the New Black: “Season 3, Episode 03” “I think… Continue reading Alex vause quote

“When you’re good at something, you’ll tell everyone. When you’re great at something, they’ll tell you.”— Walter Payton, 28 of the Greatest Quotes From NFL Legendsystanders, innocent

“Sheriff Andy Taylor: Now, you can’t be serious about resignin’. What in the world will you do? Deputy Barney Fife: Oh, I-I don’t know. I could go up to the pickle factory. They always need a brine tester.”— Barney Fife, The Andy Griffith Show, season 1: Andy the Matchmaker “And you better gird your loins,… Continue reading Barney fife quotes

“A diamond plate, a glowing grate, a place you never leave. Where am I?”— Edward Nygma / The Riddler, Gotham, Season 2: Wrath of the Villains “What has no hands but might knock on your door, and you better open up if it does?”— Edward Nygma / The Riddler, Gotham, Season 2: Wrath of the… Continue reading Gotham nygma riddles

“When the sun shinesWe’ll shine together.”— Rihanna, Rihanna – Umbrella (Orange Version) ft. JAY-Z

“Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything for anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter where. Or who, or who you are with, or where you are going or… or where you’ve been… ever. For any reason, whatsoever.”— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 5: The Duel Kendra Syrdal is a writer, editor, partner, and senior publisher… Continue reading Michael scott don’t ever for any reason

“Here’s my diaper. I think I might have pinched one off too soon. [Sniffs diaper] Oh ya, I left a rosebud in there for ya.”— Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember “First things first, where’s your shitter? I’ve got a turtle head poking out. I’m not kidding I got a crap on deck that could… Continue reading Fat Bastard Quotes

“Derice Bannock: [Derice sees Sanka’s breath in the cold Calgary air] Sanka mon, whatcha smoking? Sanka Coffie: I’m not smoking, I’m breathing!”— Derice Bannock, Cool Runnings “’Cool Runnings’ means ‘Peace Be The Journey.’”— Derice Bannock, Cool Runnings “Junior Bevill: Seeming to you nobody likes us? Yul Brenner: We’re different. People are always afraid of what’s… Continue reading Cool running quotes

“Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope.”— Mufasa, The Lion King “When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connected in… Continue reading Mufasa quotes