“This is my chance to make it all happen, in the one city, where they say dreams come true.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills, Season 1: New City, New Drama
“All I know is thank you for getting out of my life because now I have a better roommate and a better apartment and I’m just in a better situation.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills, Season 3: You Know What You Did
“You should have a guy that makes you feel happier, not upset. I don’t think that’s too much to ask for.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills, Season 3: Truth and Time Tells All
“Heidi: School gets in the way of everything. I’m like ready to finish already.
Lauren: Heidi, you haven’t even started here”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills, Season 1: New City, New Drama
“He gets mad at the dumbest things. I’m not going to apologize, I didn’t do anything wrong.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills, Season 1: Somebody Always Has to Cry
“My Dad always told me ‘Flowers mean I’m sorry, chocolates mean I love you.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills, Season 1: Lauren and Jason, Take Two
“Fashion school dropout. No graduation day for you. Fashion school dropout.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills, Season 1: A Change of Plans
“Lauren: How do you get rid of hiccups?
Heidi: Drink water upside down and put a pencil in your mouth.
Lauren: Is that possible?”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills, Season 1: Lauren and Jason, Take Two
“I think that everyone can change if the right person comes along, and I think that every girl wants to be the right person. Every girl wants to be the one girl that can change that guy.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills, Season 3: Big Girls Don’t Cry
“In case you didn’t notice me, I’m the less attractive friend to the right.”
— Lauren Conrad, L.A. Candy
“I know sweetie. Look at me. Home boy wore combat boots to the beach. I know you don’t want to call that your boyfriend, I know you don’t.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills
“I think you just want to be with him when he’s the good Justin. But he can’t always be the good Justin. And you can’t just like half of who a person is.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills
“A true friend is someone who never gets tired listening to your pointless drama over and over again.”
— Lauren Conrad, L.A. Candy
“I literally feel like one of my friends died, you know what I mean, like that friend is gone.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills
“There’s just something about those bad boys that we always end up going back to.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills
“Real relationships – the kind that were supposed to last but never did – were more trouble than they were worth.”
— Lauren Conrad, L.A. Candy
“Why is it that just when you get things together, you hear from the one person who could pull it all apart.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills
“Love…who needed love? As long as she had her books and her friends and an occasional hookup, she was perfectly content.”
— Lauren Conrad, L.A Candy
“When you are looking to meet someone, you are looking to settle. Because you are not looking for someone, you are looking for anyone.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills
“You never make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it is no longer a mistake, it’s a choice.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills
“You have to let your friends make their own mistakes sometimes. You can’t protect them from everything, or else they’ll never learn.”
— Lauren Conrad, Sweet Little Lies (L.A. Candy)
“Never settle. One of the best pieces of advice I’ve ever received was to never settle in relationships, friendships, your career, or your dreams.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills
“Fan Question: What’s your favorite position?
Lauren: CEO.”
— Lauren Conrad, Lauren Conrad – ” CEO “
“I just don’t know how I’m going to do this and school”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills, Season 1: An Unexpected Call
“You weren’t being over-sensitive, he was being an over-asshole”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills, Season 3: Rolling with the Enemy
“ I don’t want a friend that I know I’ll never trust again.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills, Season 3: You Know What You Did
“I’m keeping my opinions to myself, they just get me in trouble.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills, Season 3: Big Girls Don’t Cry
“All I hoped for was a drama-free New Year’s kiss.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills, Season 1: Somebody Always Has to Cry
“That guy should be jumping to date you.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills, Season 3: Meet the Parents
“Go with your gut, but use your head.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills, Season 3: Truth and Time Tells All
“Hey Babbah, life’s tough. Get a helmet.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills, Season 3: Meet the Parents
“I have a very stressful job! I have to guard this VIP area!”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills, Season 1: New City, New Drama
“Just make the best of it.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills, Season 1: Boyfriends and Work Don’t Mix
“Let yourself go and let yourself obsess over every little detail of the breakup and the relationship. You will need to do this for yourself. You will need to allow your mind to take it all in so that by the time you get back up on your feet, you know how you feel.”
— Lauren Conrad, Ask Lauren: How to Survive a Breakup
“Don’t cry over someone who wouldn’t cry over you.”
— Lauren Conrad, L.A Candy
“Love is not a maybe thing, you know when you love someone.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills
“Love is not a maybe thing, you know when you love someone.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills
“Being called the nice girl is way better than being called a bitch.”
— Lauren Conrad, 16 Lauren Conrad Quotes You Should Live By
“Have faith! Don’t become a cynic who thinks girls rule, boys drool, and true love just doesn’t exist. Know that this heartbreak is a rite of passage in life. If you can’t have faith that something great will come along again, then really, what’s the point?!”
— Lauren Conrad, Ask Lauren: How to Survive a Breakup
“There’s always that one person you’ll always go back to.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills
“I have a one date curse that I need to break.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills
“Like everyone, trust nobody.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills
“I’m not a sexy person. I’m OK with it.”
— Lauren Conrad, 20 Celebs You’d Never Guess Are Insecure
“Don’t you hate that? Like bad guys, you’re like I just want to get over you, I just want you out of my life. And as soon as you stop thinking about them, they’ll send you a text message or they’ll call you ‘cause they know you just stopped think about them. It’s like a radar.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills
“Lauren: I think that everyone can change if the right person comes along, and I think that every girl wants to be the right person. Every girl wants to be the one girl that can change that guy.”
Audrina: But why do you have to have guy that you have to change, don’t you want to meet somebody that’s good already?
Lauren: That’s too easy.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills
“Boys are like purses. You’re always gonna have that one boy that you’re always comfortable with and you know you’ll always kind of like. That’s your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don’t want to be seen with.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills
“Boys are like purses. You’re always gonna have that one boy that you’re always comfortable with and you know you’ll always kind of like. That’s your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don’t want to be seen with.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills